They Tried

Optimistically entering the salon
Forcefully, heated, aqua attacking the strands
Then
I
sit.

Like a sheep I wait.

My clipper has a sound,
yes
like a wall of mosquitos.
Then nothing.

I wait for the bite but feel nothing.

The shearer uses the shears and gets paid.

Alice looks in the looking glass.

I cry HELP.-daw


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