A Bad Hat Daze

A Bad Hat Daze
"The Midnight Disease"-Edgar Allen Poe

Thursday, October 24, 2019

Bad Hat Daze

When you wear a hat you always have a bad hat daze.  It gives me heatburn
gas and occsional regurgitation.  One should never wear a hat to a baseball game,
no matter how loyal you are to the team, inevitablely you will always have to take
it off.  Lets' get specific; Timberwolves-hats smell up your hair as well as making
it look flat, the Wild well, need I say more.  The Vikings may make you grow
horns, how bad is that while the Packers turn it iinto cheese, and the LYNX  make
it curl.  Help MN if you can.  Maybe their hats are the only bae hat daze?

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